Does anyone else see the humor in this add description found on ebay?
“THIS IS A GARY FISHER HYBRID BOUGHT IN AUGUST……I PERSONALLY STILL HAVE WARRANTY TILL NEXT AUGUST ON THE BIKE WHERE I BOUGHT IT……IM SELLING IT BECAUSE I’M GOING TO A TREK TRIATHALON BIKE…….I BOUGHT THE GARY FISHER BECAUSE I JUST CAME FROM A MOUNTAIN BIKE AND I WANTED SOMETHING THAT I COULD GET SPEED WITH BUT STILL BE KIND OF RUFF WITH…..BUT BEFORE I KNEW IT I HAVE MADE IT INTO A BIKE USED IN TRIATHALONS. UPGRADES-(STRAPPED PEDALS MADE BY WELCO…AERO BAR…..SIDE GRIPS, LIKE ON MOUNTAIN BIKES….WATER BOTTLE WITH CARRIER)…..THE BIKE HAS A ON BOARD COMPUTER AND WEDGE CARRING CASE BUT THOSE ARE NOT FOR SALE………THE BIKE COMES WITH FRONT SHOCKS, SEAT POST WITH SHOCK, AND VERY COMFORTABLE SEAT,PUSH BUTTON SHIFTER(WHICH IS SO AWESOME AND QUICK)…TIRES ARE 700*35C….ALUMINUM FRAME (17.5″ 44.5CM) I WILL BE USING THIS BIKE TOMORROW 10-18-03 IN A DUATHALON IN ORANGE BEACH FLORIDA……THE BIKE HAS AS OF RIGHT NOW 377.9 MILES ON IT ..ADD 18 TOMORROW…..GREAT BIKE VERY SET UP FOR SOMEONE WHO WANTS A BIKE FOR A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING…..ANY QUESTIONS EMAIL OR CALL ME AT (850)982-8872”
Some of my thoughts include:
THIS IS A GARY FISHER HYBRID BOUGHT IN AUGUST……I PERSONALLY STILL HAVE WARRANTY TILL NEXT AUGUST ON THE BIKE WHERE I BOUGHT IT……
personally, huh? it isn’t locked away in a bank vault???
IM SELLING IT BECAUSE I’M GOING TO A TREK TRIATHALON BIKE…….
not just a triathalon bike, but a TREK triathalon bike .. hehe.. because I’ll be much more likely to bid on the hybrid knowing that he now bought a trek
I BOUGHT THE GARY FISHER BECAUSE I JUST CAME FROM A MOUNTAIN BIKE AND I WANTED SOMETHING THAT I COULD GET SPEED WITH BUT STILL BE KIND OF RUFF WITH…..
“ruff”
BUT BEFORE I KNEW IT I HAVE MADE IT INTO A BIKE USED IN TRIATHALONS.
professor: “Good story Boadie… I’ve noticed you stopped stuttering”
Boadie: “I’ve been giving myself shock treatments”
professor: “Up the voltage!”
UPGRADES-(STRAPPED PEDALS MADE BY WELCO…AERO BAR…..SIDE GRIPS, LIKE ON MOUNTAIN BIKES
OHH, Like on MOUNTAIN bikes… I see ..
….WATER BOTTLE WITH CARRIER)…..
those are upgrades?
THE BIKE HAS A ON BOARD COMPUTER AND WEDGE CARRING CASE BUT THOSE ARE NOT FOR SALE………
thanks for sharing .. LOL
THE BIKE COMES WITH FRONT SHOCKS, SEAT POST WITH SHOCK, AND VERY COMFORTABLE SEAT,PUSH BUTTON SHIFTER(WHICH IS SO AWESOME AND QUICK)…
push button shifter .. *snicker*
TIRES ARE 700*35C….ALUMINUM FRAME (17.5″ 44.5CM) I WILL BE USING THIS BIKE TOMORROW 10-18-03 IN A DUATHALON IN ORANGE BEACH FLORIDA……THE BIKE HAS AS OF RIGHT NOW 377.9 MILES ON IT ..ADD 18 TOMORROW…..
professor: “Good story Boadie… I’ve noticed you stopped stuttering”
Boadie: “I’ve been giving myself shock treatments”
professor: “Up the voltage!”
GREAT BIKE VERY SET UP FOR SOMEONE WHO WANTS A BIKE FOR A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING…..ANY QUESTIONS EMAIL OR CALL ME AT (850)982-8872
nuttin like postin yer phone number on the World Wide Web
LOL .. gave me a good laugh anyway .. but if its one of those “ya had to be there” .. or “just doesn’t translate well into text” type of situations.. I do apologize for wasting your time.
